Infomercial Drums

🕰️ Infomercial Drums

$19.99 – But wait... there's more

The Year is 1999.

You’re asleep on the couch.
The “Greatest Love Songs of All Time” CD set plays softly behind you.
A soft-focus couple embraces by the sea.
Fade to black.

You wake up.
It’s 2025.
Your heart is broken, your TV remote is gone, and all you want is that sound.

🔊 Introducing: Infomercial Drums

151 multi-sampled hits of pure, velvety nostalgia. Inspired by late-night Time-Life compilations, Phil Collins tom flams, Whitney Housten snares, and Talking Heads-style gated walls of sound.

🥁 Captured with 100% Authentic 80s & 90s Vibe

• Yamaha Stage Custom kit (12", 13", 16" toms – bottoms removed, of course)

• 10" Walnut Birch tom & 14" floor tom for extra punch

• Ludwig Black Magic snare — tuned deep for max drama

• Overheads: Blue Spark condensers + SE Electronics SLS on snare

• Toms: SE V7 dynamics, AKG D40s, and trusty SM57s

• Kick: Sennheiser E902

• Room/Ambient: SEX1As + a Shure SM58A in a closed bathroom for the ultimate fake Omni mic sound

Everything heavily compressed, hard gated.

🎛️ Processed to Perfection

The talkback mic setup does the heavy lifting — cranked ratio, fast release, and the gate nearly slammed shut. Overheads and close mics just kiss the edges. It's like a memory wrapped in vinyl and VHS hum.

💾 What You Get

• 151 Multi-samples in WAV format (24-bit) including...
• 17 Crashes
• 10 Hat half open
• 7 Hat open
• 8 Hat shaft
• Hat tip
• 12 Mono kicks (processed with Vermona Retroverb Lancet)
• 12 Stereo Kicks
• 8 Mono Snares
• 8 Stereo Snares
• 44 Toms
• Ideal for synthpop, new wave, post-punk, vaporwave, and power ballads

🎧 Infomercial Drums is your late-night time machine.
Buy now. Wake up dripping in the passionate sweat of the late 80's.